The Flying Lesson
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Why would you want to drive?
Why would you want drive who?
Our airbuses will have you seaside in 12 hours.
Yet you musn't forget about Frank
Who switched to a seat above the tank
He gained no more room
And when the plane went boom
He had his dentist to thank
Roses are red, violets are blue
There are pillows for the head, just ask the crew
In flight services
Include movies and music
Headphones five dollars
What do you get when cross an ocean with a plane?
Just ask Harry.
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9/4/04